What To Do To A Guy In The Shower

Try to be sexy.

What to do to a guy in the shower. Click here to watch the video 10 shower mistakes most men make mistake 1. Peeing in the shower is likely ok especially if you aren t sharing the shower with anyone else. Peeing in the shower alone is the most logical and practical thing to do said one guy.

If you re using a shared or public shower though you may want to hold it until you reach the toilet. Strike a pose or two with your hands cupped and make yourself look like an elegant statue in a roman fountain. If you re a man and you re not simon cowell who loves baths so much that he lets his puppies jump in with him chances are you probably prefer showers to baths.

In doing so he will realize that shower sex is much more difficult than the movies portray and is actually a total pain in the ass the opposite of sexy. Make like a fountain. It s literally cleaner to do that than piss into a toilet where water and pee can splash out others.

Peeing in the shower. You know you ve done it. Neglecting to clean out the shower drain for weeks.

If you have one shaving in the shower can be both convenient and a nice excuse to stay under the hot water a little longer. In a recent huffpost yougov poll in which we surveyed 1 000 people only 9 percent of the 485 men surveyed take baths versus the 88 percent who shower. I love a hot shower but you ve got to understand that if you take a hot shower you are 1 irritating your skin and 2 stripping away the essential oils that are there to protect your skin and hair.

But hey it happens to other guys to so it s no big deal. Here are 14 of the rather more unusual things that people do in the shower other than just wash don t take these too seriously. Your hair has morphed into a furry little kitten who blocks the drain so you have to stand.